Das foolishness

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

shire-or-not-to-sherlock:

luhans:

lyukai:

niktheawesome:

forzabarca:

sweetheartcrisis:


Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht …

um, dois, três, quatro …

Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre

Un, dau…

It’s not a very good one.
uno, dos, tres, cuatro…

yksi, kaksi…

один, два…

một, hai…

I’m not sure how this works.
isa-

一、二,三、四。。。

ett två tre fyra

philippines and japan stop omg

Üks, kaks


Satu Dua Tiga Empat

Wowzers

один, двА 

one AMERICA, two AMERICA, three AMERICA…
i don’t get it either


THE LAST ONE KILLED ME

shire-or-not-to-sherlock:

luhans:

lyukai:

niktheawesome:

forzabarca:

sweetheartcrisis:

Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht …

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um, dois, três, quatro …

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Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre

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Un, dau…

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It’s not a very good one.

uno, dos, tres, cuatro…

image

yksi, kaksi…

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один, два…

image

một, hai

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I’m not sure how this works.

isa-

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一、二,三、四。。。

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ett två tre fyraimage

philippines and japan stop omg

Üks, kaks

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Satu Dua Tiga Empat

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Wowzers

один, двА
image 

one AMERICA, two AMERICA, three AMERICA…

i don’t get it either

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THE LAST ONE KILLED ME

You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.
Anonymous

iguanamouth:

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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin.

suzannqueenofhell:

awkward-fallen-demon-in-221b:

freakology101:

timesnewromney:

shickhard:

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

  1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
  2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
  3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: imageThis will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 
  4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 
  5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 
  6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 
  7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

just in case guys

Is this how Dean Winchester escaped his coffin guys?

yes, exactly.

the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

irl-hoka:

did-you-kno:

Source 

we know the numberswe can begin the process

irl-hoka:

did-you-kno:

Source 

we know the numbers
we can begin the process

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

roachpatrol:

pardonmewhileipanic:

pardonmewhileipanic:

So I was looking at this terrible lingerie shop and….

bringing this back

she criticizes the taste of your meat for half an hour then storms off, it’s very erotic